Giraffe: "I never think about sex"Bird: "It's because your head is too far from your d**k!"
Male rabbit: "You whore! The whole forest knows that you been cheating on me!"Female rabbit: "Evil accusations! I swear on our children!"
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HA! HA! HA! LOL!
I used to have an alligator claw back scratcher. I worked very, very well.
David, ya old tart you!
Epimenides: Just a really stupid question, how did you embed your clock on to your blog??? Guess I'm really stupid, but could only post it onto mine... Help!
I love animal jokes!
jyankee: Click on the clock and it'll take you to the site. Select the clock you like and copy the html code. Back to your blog, go to customize, layout, add page element, html code. Paste the code that you have copied and save layout. That should be it!
(Epi knows stuff, yeah?)
Thanks a million EPI!!! Yeah, I did FINALLY figure it out... as you'll see on my blog. And yes, you really do KNOW everything!
And yes, you'll see we really ARE nearer to animals than we think...
... these were truly hilarious...
I'm still laughing
:) :) :)
glad you enjoyed them random magus! :)
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