Wednesday, 27 June 2007

Discoveries of Man and Woman

Man discovered COLOURS and created PAINTING

Woman discovered PAINTING and created MAKE-UP

Man discovered WORDS and created CONVERSATION.

Woman discovered CONVERSATION and created GOSSIP.

Man discovered PLAYING and created CARDS.

Woman discovered CARDS and created TAROT.

Man discovered the EARTH and created FOOD
Woman discovered FOOD and created DIETS
Man discovered FEELINGS and created LOVE
Woman discovered LOVE and created MARRIAGE
Man discovered WOMAN and created SEX
Woman discovered SEX and created HEADACHE
Man discovered TRADE and created MONEY
Woman discovered MONEY and...
fucked everything up!!!!!!

Ladies please be lenient and consider that the above is only a joke! Further more, please take into consideration all the time and effort put into placing all these GIF's into place (and they still don't seem to function!).


Michelle said...

Crikey! how many Greek swear words went into getting all those little pictures in place? :-D

I enjoyed that one - as a joke. I'm the mean one in the family who says "Can we really afford that? Do we need it?" LOL But otherwise this was great and some parts really had me chuckling here.

Especially the food and diet bit. that is so true!!

Anonymous said...

Michelle, you and my wife should get together. You can discuss tactics for curbing your husband's spending. :) She still wants to know why I needed that 1000fps pellet rifle.

Epi, I have no idea how you lined up all those GIFs in Blogger without tearing all your hair out, but right on!

The Real Mother Hen said...

EPI - well it makes me laugh so I won't criticize you for being sexist this time haha :)

David - tell your wife to give you only $1 a day! :)

HollyGL said...

My hat is off to you, Epi. I can't even figure out how to embed my picture when I leave my comments!

Epimenides said...

Michelle - you don't want to know how many "special" words I used. Just think that there was also a power cut in between due to the heat!

David - What hair! It was all gone during the power cut! :0

mother hen - I promiss to behave in future! Well, try to... ;)

hollygl - neither do I! Then again, lucky you! :)

Angie Weid said...

My God man this was a lot of effort! How long did you spend on this post? Thank you for taking the time.

Good one!

Epimenides said...

Hello Angie and welcome to my blog! We do try our best to satisfy our readers! :)

Anonymous said...

What are you talking about Mother Hen? That would be a fifty cent raise in my allowance...unheard of!

Sorry about the power cut, rotten luck. It always seems to happen right at the end of the unsaved masterpiece. Thank God (or whoever codes Blogger) for Autosave!

Holly, if you put your picture in your profile then it will appear when you comment, but otherwise you can't embed content directly into comment fields (anti-spam/hacker precaution).

Anonymous said...

Really! I'm the one that couldn't even figure out that stupid clock, let alone those GIFs! Hats off to ya!

Random Magus said...

If I wasn't laughing... I'd accuse you of being sexist as well... but its really funny and the little GIFs are whatever you call them are priceless...

"Women discovered sex and created headaches...."

Still laughing...

By the way, My husband too spends far more than I do!!!!!

Epimenides said...

I'll rephrase my comment from the other day, jyankee: Epi almost knows stuff! :)

rm - got away with it lightly this time didn't I? :)

rp said...

to quote the movie, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, the man might be the head, but woman is the neck what turns the head. Now that I said that I feel better. Funny post, but wicked sexist.

From an Irish woman married to a Greek man living in a Greek neighborhood ;)

Epimenides said...

It's all in good fun rp! Wise Greek lady, wasn't she? Oops, I must now be careful of what Greek words I may include in my posts! ;)