Who is Epimenides?

The blogospere is now buzzing about this new kid in town. The immensely funny, unbelievably bright philosopher/comic, God's gift to blogging, Epimenides. (Recently nicknamed Epi).

Bio:

1. Greek
2. Male
3. Aquarius
4. Grew up between Nigeria, Ghana, Greece and the UK.

Loves:

1. Manchester United
2. A certain lady from Rio
3. Pet Parrot
4. Travelling

Dislikes:

1. Ab crunches
2. A book load of stuff about his home country
3. Laziness
4. Green Beans

Travels:

1. Nigeria
2. Ghana
3. USA
4. Brazil
5. Switzerland
6. Italy
7. Taiwan

Favourite writers:

1. James Patterson
2. John Grisham

Favourite movies:

1. Platoon
2. The Pink Panther
3. Birdie
4. Forrest Gump

Ambitions:

1. Eliminate world poverty and hunger
2. Get hitched to my girl from Rio
3. Learn how to write a decent post

Reading the above, I just realised that it sounds as if I am a contestant in the Miss World Pageant. What the heck!
Picture? I am afraid not! I don't want to lose the millions of readers of my blog. If you insist, however, here's one of my parrot!