Tuesday, 17 July 2007

Mom's plants

What can I say? The next place they'll start a fire in this city, will most probably be my mom's balcony! She's got a couple of plants there, so what the heck!
The ARSEonists hit again yesterday, setting fire to a hill about 7km from the centre of Athens!!!! (As I'm writing this, there's a new fire about 15km from the center! Go figure!).
At this rate, the dogs will have to go to the toilet on our legs and finding a tree in the vicinity of Athens will become the new Treasure Hunt - it will most probably be broadcast live on television, as the new reality game craze, so stay tuned!
For the life of them, the authorities can not catch a single one of these guys for the past thirty years! Simply catch him and let him to the hands of the mob. The only justice their sort deserves!
What the heck is wrong with these people? It must be true that when god was handing out genitalia, they rushed to jump the cue, but when he started handing out brains, they were busy playing with what they already got!
Words coming to my head are of the "decorative" type adjectives about the bunch of lunatics inhabiting this arm like piece of land, so I gather this should be the best place to end this post and promise to return to my blogging routine tomorrow with a happier theme!

A song for the ARSEonists:




PS. Next time you visit this country, please bring your own tree!!!

13 comments:

JYankee said...

Never better put EPI....what goes on in the heads of these people????

"Wolfgang" said...

Well written!!!

Blur Ting said...

It's a serious problem. We have these sickos here setting cars on fire at the public carparks. But I laughed when it came to the part about God handing out...

Michelle said...

Arson and vandalsim of any kind are just so scummy low-down disgusting. :-(

Amel's Realm said...

Gee...that's SO crazy...disgusting indeed. :-((((((

rp said...

Sorry, Epi! That really sucks. In NY the criminals just kill and rob each other. They leave the trees alone...

And I had never heard that one about God handing out genitalia...I heard when God was handing out brains, they thought he said trains, and said give me a slow one :)

Kate said...

So, do Athenians put up with this problem every summer?

Epimenides said...

jyankee-The contents of their heads is the definition of vacuum!

Thanks Wolfgang!

ting - Here they only concentrate on the forrests. They burn them down and move in to build up houses. Sad, pathetic people!

I couldn't agree more Michelle!!!

Epimenides said...

Absolutely nuts Amel, but I guess they'd sell their mothers for a quick buck!

rp -could you immagine them burning down Central Park? Excellent quote! I'll add it to my collection, if you don't mind. :D

No, Kate! I suppose it is because we have an election year comming up. (btw it's all over Greece!)

rp said...

OMG. If anyone did that, they'd never make out of the park alive!! We New Yorkers NEED that park. It keeps us human. Anyone who messes with that would incur the wrath of the entire city. Not to mention that some of the MOST expensive real estate is around that park. Rich people will not breathe in smoke and be ok with it!

HollyGL said...

Epi, That just breaks my heart. Those people deserve to feel what its like to catch fire... Greece is so beautiful, its just a travesty.

Random Magus said...

Arseonists - indeed
People forget that its easier to destroy than create. Stupid

Epimenides said...

rp - that's how Athenians feel about the last trees left in this city!

hollygl - Yes. The Joan of Ark treatment is what they need! Have you been to Greece?

ramdom - My sentiments exactly!!