Wednesday, 1 August 2007

Insurance Claims

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words.

  • The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
  • I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
  • A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
  • The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
  • I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
  • I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
  • I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble, when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.
  • An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
  • I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
  • The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I run over him.


JYankee said...

Freudian slips perhaps!

Alice Kildaire said...

hahahaha....that was great, especially the last one!

Blur Ting said...

So funny! Really makes me feel quite smart today!

The Real Mother Hen said...

It is always amazing when we view things from our perspective :)

HollyGL said...

Those are hilarious, Epi! You brightened my day!

Epimenides said...

Glad you enjoyed them ladies! :)