Insurance Claims

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words.

• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
  
• I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
  
• A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
  
• The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
  
• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
  
• I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
  
• I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble, when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.
  
• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
  
• I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
  
• The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I run over him.