New generation Emoticons

I received an email today, providing me with some further resources for Instant Messaging.
You all know about those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons", where:
:-) means a smile, and
:-( means a frown.

Well, here's a new bunch aptly named "Assicons":

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_0_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) money coming out of his ass

(_?_) a dumb ass

Happy IMing!