Showing posts with label elections. Show all posts
Showing posts with label elections. Show all posts

Sunday, 17 June 2007

Here we go again!

Despite all government denials about it, we are headed for early elections in September. I hope so at least, because the political fanfare has already started in earnest, and I don't think I can take all of this crap 'till March next year.
The Prime Minister (Mr. Karamanlis) is touring the country, up to the end of July, when he will retreat on holidays, closely followed by the head of the opposition Socialist party (Mr. Papandreou).
They are giving speeches to ecstatic crowds bearing party flags, and making promises they both know they can not keep. Not surprisingly the cameras are closely following them, and the news are airing the scenes and have panels of politicians from the two parties analysing their every syllable, trying to convince us that they represent the end of the country's problems. If people from outer space were to land in the center of Athens, we would not know because of the TV coverage of our two great leaders!
Meanwhile, all Greeks are chasing a daily living (working two and sometimes three jobs), trying to keep up with prices of goods which are always on the rise, paying off debts, and dealing with a public system that is old, slow, inefficient and corrupt.
What has led to this state of affairs? It is precisely these political figures and their highly revered families! Please note:
  • 1944 - George Papandreou Sr, Prime Minister
  • 1955 - Contantine Karamanlis, Prime Minister
  • 1980 - Andreas Papandreou, Prime Minister

Their legacy?

George Papandreou Sr. ,who considered the Greek Communist party a threat to the country, with his actions in '44 - '45, led Greece to a five year long civil war. Five years of Greeks fighting Greeks, while the German occupation of the country lasted four years!

Constantine Karamanlis, with his policy, led to the excessive build up of Athens, congregating the Greek population in a concrete monster, while the rest of the country was left in a medieval state. God help you if you happen to break a bone in a small town in the Greek countryside!

Andreas Papandreou, polarised people in this country, promising a lot and delivering nothing. In order to win a second term, he spent public money to attract voters and gifted the country with a large dept, which has since been multiplying.

Now their offspring are upon us, not having worked for a single minute in their lives, wanting a piece of the action, and blaming each other for the current state of affairs while at it. We have given them the right to believe that this country is part of the family treasure that is passed on from one generation to the next.

Meanwhile, we are stuck in the middle of this farce, hit left, right and center by daily life problems; watching numb, while scandals that would lead to the fall of governments in other countries, burst to the surface and then promptly covered up. Life goes on as though nothing happened, while they try to put us at the throats of one another to ensure their victory in the next election. It is a nightmare with no end!

These assholes are slowly but steadily destroying everything that this proud nation has ever created.

  • It is an embarrassing fact that we are 1st in the EU with the highest illiteracy percentage of population.
  • We have the top or second from top unemployment percentage in the EU,
  • While the ones who do work are the most overworked and most underpaid.
  • They are trying to stop the young generations from learning the proper facts about our history, because it may offend our good neighbours the Turks. The slaughtering of thousands of Greeks in Asia minor, in the new history books appears as "a congregation of people in the harbour trying to get a boat home". (I can forgive, but don't ask me to forget!)
  • There is hardly any art or science produced in this country, although everyone seems to "think they can dance", or want to be the next "pop idol",
  • And Greece has become notorious for human trafficing.

Democracy has become a whore in their hands. It has become one of the most misused words universally, following the word "free" when uttered from Dubya's mouth.

Friday, 25 May 2007

Vote for Tania Dervaux

The Belgian elections of the 10th of June are expected to be an exciting affair. Tania Dervaux has made a pre-election commitment to provide 40,000 of her male voters with 5minutes of pleasure.

The Belgian politician (?) explains in the party's website, that in response to extravagant announcements from other politicians to generate the incredible number of 400,000 jobs (!), has decided to announce her own...politics.

She will satisfy 40,000 men, in the whole of Belgium offering them oral sex.

According to her calculations, she will need 500 days. This averages 80 oral satisfactions a day!

Ms Dervaux said "I wanted to respond to the amazing announcements of other parties, some of which are promising incredible numbers of new jobs. We responded with a parody campaign, where I was photographed naked and promised 40,000 bjs. Our campaign gathered the attention of the international media. We got hundreds of emails requesting for 400,000 bjs. If my campaign draws more attention, I intend to give 400,000 bjs..."

Ms Dervaux has set some base rules for interested applicants.

1. Interested parties must be above 18 years old.

2. The use of condoms is compulsory.

3. The interested party cannot request any other form of physical contact.

4. If he attempts something else the service will be immediately terminated.